That '70s Show (1998–2006)
Tanya Roberts: Midge Pinciotti
Donna Pinciotti : Mom, when you and dad got into an argument, did you ever... You know...
Midge Pinciotti : What?
Donna Pinciotti : Well, have you ever... Stopped having sex with dad in order to win an argument?
Midge Pinciotti : You can do that?
Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, but...
Midge Pinciotti : You mean that if I stop having sex with your father, he'll paint the bathroom?
Donna Pinciotti : Yeah, but aren't you worried about how it can hurt the relationship?
Midge Pinciotti : Blah, blah, blah. I don't care. I'm getting my bathroom painted.
Midge Pinciotti : The unexamined self is the unfulfilled self.
Bob Pinciotti : What do you mean? You don't feel fulfilled? Why don't you feel fulfilled? I pay the bills. I put a roof over your head. I take care of you.
Midge Pinciotti : I know, Bob. But, what do I do?
Bob Pinciotti : Well, you fill out that sweater real nice.
Midge Pinciotti : Look, Bob, even the English language is sexist. Why is it mailman and not mailwoman?
Bob Pinciotti : Yeah. And, why is it mail? It should be female.
Midge Pinciotti : Now you're thinking.
Bob Pinciotti : No, I'm not. I'm just pointing out how stupid it is.
Midge Pinciotti : You know what, Bob? You're one of them.
Bob Pinciotti : My wife is a maniac... Sorry, a womaniac.
[the women are playing cards]
Donna Pinciotti : Anybody need any cards.
Jackie Burkhardt : [gives her two cards] I need two fives.
Midge Pinciotti : I need one card.
[Donna gives her a card]
Midge Pinciotti : A five? Oh, here, Jackie. You take it.
Jackie Burkhardt : Donna, you gave her a five? I thought we were friends.
Midge Pinciotti : ...so I either saw a UFO or I rubbed my eyes too hard.